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The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
Three months into the year and I’m still reading the same book. It’s been a hectic three months at work but I’m finally starting to make time to read. I am seriously loving this book. I admit the scene on the train with Sammy Clay and Tracy Bacon made me cry.
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Stripper cowboy hat? CHECK.
Bomber jacket with giant fur collar? CHECK.
Sweatshirt over another sweatshirt for some reason? CHECK.
NERD ALERT: CONFIRMED.
(Source: wilwheatonsuperteen)
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- Woman: Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Government: No.
- Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
- Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
- Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
- Government: Too bad.
- Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
- Government: Do you have a penis?
- Man: YES, YES I DO!!
- Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
- Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
- Woman: But-
- Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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RIP Davy Jones.
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R.I.P Jan Berenstain. Co-creator of The Berenstain bears has died. My childhood would not have been complete without: “Three little bears. One with a light. One with a stick. And one with the shivers.”
